Hey everyone!

You know...I spend a lot of time on ebaums.  And I can't help but notice all the mean things people say to each other.

Well I say KEEP IT UP!

Let's all join together and be fiends!  Let's say shitty things about each other!  Let's show EVERYONE on the internet that hate, and retardation, and pussy are the ONLY things that matter!

Hey, I might just be a simple little Duane Dibbley.  But life has taught me something.  That HATE is the reason!  HATE will keep us together!  All you need is HATE!

So come on, ebaumers!  Help me spread the pollen of HATE throughout the internet!

I HATE YOU ALL!