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I'm a fat whore, who wastes oxygen at an astounding rate.

You know... I didn't realize it before... but Cbear... you're right.

 

I'm too stupid to figure out why, but I had an epiphany during my latest drug binge where Captain Crunch jumped off the box and told me that everything you've ever said to me was right.

I've been with so many guys, and girls for that matter, that the chances of me not having STDs are about the same as the chances it will never rain again.  You know... the hole reason I'm such a "cunt" "bitch" could very well be just my herpes inflammation making me miserable... but... that's just what I was told because I'm too fat to check myself. It could just be generic genital warts... I probably have those too... but again... I'm too fat to check.  I kinda feel bad... because I've probably infected entire homeless populations all over Canada with my STDs...

 

OH! And sexual assaults are my favorite past times.... so much so that I seek to be assaulted everyday.  I'll be honest... I try and act like I don't like it so I can just use it as a way for the many people, who are not sexually attracted to my fatness, to feel bad for me.  I LOVE Attention... any kind I can get... I suppose it's my downfall... but without it... I'd be even less than the nothing I am now.  So you know... I'm just going to stick to what I know... and that's getting old men to buy drinks for me, it's the only thing I'm good at.... you'd be surprised how many old men are desperate enough to hit on fat chicks..

 

I'm soooo high right now... hehehe... no wonder im so stupid...  if I wasn't a poor hippy I'd upgrade to heroine that way I can fit in with a better crowd.  Nothing inspires me more than people who REALLY don't give a shit, so much so that they don't even clean themselves.  I look at these people on the streets, and think to myself "It must be nice to be able to go camping three hundred and sixty uh... nine  days a year".  I wish people gave me money for nothing.... usually I have to have sex with strangers in order to buy my drugs.

 

Besides being a whore, a druggy, and a cunt, I have other hobbies such as spilling random statistics and percentages (that's why I've been dubbed the Stats Queen)... for example:

Tyaeda is high 9 hours of each day, the other 15 hours are for sleeping.

100 percent of all the people Tyaeda has slept with have contracted at least one STD, while over 60 percent have contracted over 5.

There's a 20 percent chance that Tyaeda will ever amount to anything, and that is derived from the chance that a nice man will someday knock her up (if the STD's haven't already made her sterile) and she will someday give birth to a child who is too retarded to realize how fucked up Tyaeda is... which is a good possibility since excessive substance abuse during pregnancy can develop mental health issues in babies.

In the occurrence that she becomes way too unattractive to even the most desperate of people, there is a 80 percent chance that Tyaeda will resort to wild animals in order to subdue nymphomaniac urges, while the other 20 percent chance is that something will be drawn in by her gunt's gravitation pull, and accidentally falls into her gaping vagina. 

It's a known fact that Tyaeda's vagina is large enough to fit a school of bottle nosed dolphins... the people at marine land have taken precautionary security measures to insure that this is never successfully completed again.

 

 

Well yeah... I'm going go now.. because my addictions to drugs, alcohol, and sex are getting the best of me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tyaeda
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