It seems San Fransisco is trying to determine if male circumcision should be considered illegal. I guess the homosexual population  finds it offensive to mess with the meat.

Being a thalidomide person my penis was under developed, just a squirmy worm projecting from my crotch. Actually, for some reason later in life I discovered I had been partially circumcised.   Being a shy young boy, I never questioned my obvious medical  deformity with other boys in my Christian circle of friends. Other boys either had a rocket or a full cloak. I had a cape, very unusual and I never felt part of any tribe.

Growing up with this abnormality gave me a sense of inferiority and when I made love to a women I imagined I was  a fucking machine. Sometimes I was, other times if I was too high or drunk, well, fail!  I suppose over all my sex life was quite exceptional as I pushed myself to prove I was, "All Man".

My second son, had developed a problem with his penis at an early age. If his penis enlarged to any extent the foreskin would not give way and give his penis a  purple head. One morning he awoke screaming in pain. I scooped him up and brought him to the clinic. Our doctor had no clue what to do. She examined him, suggested I take him to the Children's Hospital and left the room.

My poor son was screaming in pain. I considered my own penis and realized why part of my foreskin was cut away. It was because when it swelled  the foreskin didn't have enough elasticity in it to give way. I acquired a scalpel, swabbed it in alcohol and made a small incision on my son's foreskin  that resembled my own.

Immediately, the pain subsided, my son's penis returned to normal color. The doctor walked back in and said, " Yea, that worked. Better take him to CHEO, for an examination".

A few weeks later my son received a properly executed partial circumcision just like his dad!