Recently I was going through a box of old papers and came across several of the strange and funny prank faxes that I sent to a friend during a particularly boring month at work. The following is another sample of one of those faxes. If people like these I will share more.
SENT VIA FAX URGENT
To D. Paul, Admin Manager, AAA Heating & AC Ltd.
Fr: Elliot Fargo, Foster Parents Plan
Dear Mr. Paul,
Foster Parents Plan offers a chance for concerned First World adults to help children in the Third World find a better life. Towards this end we go to great pains to see to it that the Foster Parent and Foster Child is as suitable a match as possible.
As you know, we offer you – the Foster Parent- the chance to select the age, sex and country of origin of your needy child. The reason for this is to make the process of long-term charity giving as comfortable as possible.
We ARE NOT some sort of pedophiliac dating service as suggested by your resent application. A copy of your outlandish request for a “PRE-PUBESCENT ORIENTAL SHE-MALE” is offense to say the least and has been forwarded to the appropriate authorities.
Expect to hear from the Morality Squad of your local police department very soon.
Get lost you filthy degenerate!
Pervert Security Officer
Foster Parents Plan