Nerd Anthem
(Below is a poem I wrote about all the "mean" kids in school...not to say I wasn't a nerd too but this is really revenge for an old boyfriend. Hope you enjoy. If you have an suggestions of things to put into the poem, let me know.)
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I always hated your pokemon collection
You know?
I heard you found yourself going to star wars conventions
I bet that was a show.
I guess it’s not easy to learn Klingon
And speak it with other morons
As you watch reruns of anime-
Wishing you could be
part- Japanese
But you’re still the kid picked last
in gym class
You’re still the guy
who jerks it to Hentai
Hiding your low self-esteem in magazines
Because the “popular” kids are mean.
They’re so mean.
I always hated playing Dungeons and Dragons
Magic Missile!
I heard you discovered your soul mate was Rurouni Kenshin
He’s so cool
I guess it’s not easy to choose
The red pill or the blue
Because you know, you’re the only one
Who could find
A way to save man-kind
But you’re still the kid picked last
in gym class
You’re still the guy
who jerks it to Hentai
Hiding your low self-esteem in magazines
Because the “popular” kids are mean.
They’re so mean.
Someday you’ll get even with us all.
Time will tell.
Snap one day and
And blow it all to hell.
But until then-
you’re still the kid picked last
in gym class
You’re still the guy
who jerks it to Hentai
Hiding your low self-esteem in magazines
Because the “popular” kids are mean.
They’re so mean.
We’re so mean.
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