Q: What's the first thing a Woman does when She gets out of the battered Wives' shelter?
A: The dishes, if She knows what's good for Her.
Q: What is the definition of 'Making Love'?
A: Something a Woman does while a Guy is fucking Her.
Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So Women would know once in a while what it's like to live with an irritating Cunt too.
Q. Why do Fags like ribbed condoms?
A. Better traction in the mud.
Q. How do You turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?
A. A Hooker can wash Her crack and sell it again.
Q. Why do Men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
Q. Why do Women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out Your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from Your own vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a Catholic Wife and a Jewish Wife?
A. A Catholic Wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A Guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. How do You know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A. Look inside Your pants; if You have a penis, it's not time.