Have we gone too far?

Why do we need speakerphone on our cells?

Its not good enough to have a phone small enough to fit in our palms, and without wires, that we can take almost anywhere... NOPE!  Not good enough...  My Ego says MORE! And LESS, and bigger and better and smaller and faster and easier....

We are so damn lazy... that we need speakerphone, on that cell, so we don't have to actually lift the tiny little bastard to our ear.  God forbid that we have to heave this thing and hold it constantly to our head for minutes at a time...

That is asking far too much... 

You expect me to have to hold this thing to my ear in order to have the freedom to communicate with anyone, anywhere? 

Hell no!!! 

I want to be able to talk without the added workload of actually holding the cell phone.  I don't even want to touch it!  I want another device to hook onto my ear so I don't have to hold the phone! 

WIRES?!?  Hell no!!! 

I want it wireless, and with a display so that I can see who is calling my cell phone, without even having to LOOK AT IT!!!

Now I have a ringing device in my pocket, and a vibrating/ringing thingamajig hanging from my ear, that I have to unhook, look at, and re-hook to my ear so I can tell my sister what kind of ice cream to get.

Now I want more, more, moremoremore....

How about an implant in my face, that will allow me to not have to even look at the headset, or the phone, and just smacking myself will answer the call?  If I close my eyes, I see the information of the caller calling. 

So now I am flying down the 10 freeway at 70 mph, with a ringing phone on my belt, and a vibrating earhook thingy headset in my shirt pocket.  Meanwhile my face is playing a hip-hop ringtone and my cheeks are shaking, so naturally, I close my eyes and decide to smack myself to answer the call which interferes with my mp3 player and now eric clapton is skipping as I fly off the freeway, vibrating, shaking, ringing, and slapping myself...

All because I wanted some damn neopolitan ice cream...  Or mint chip, I love Mint Chip!

What the hell?