So I'm blogging you all from the toilet.  Why would I have the computer on the toilet?  Cuz ive been here for a while and I knew it was coming.  I have had some health issues lately.  And the end reult is a camera being shoved up my ass tomorrow.  Woohoo.  Also, I could name a few doctors or neede to look up the word GENTLE.  But yeah, Im bored and I came prepared.  They have me taking huge amounts of laxatives to keep my bowels all clean, and let me tell you, its just water at this point.  There isnt anything left.  It isnt possible.   And every time I think Im done, and I try to get up, i gottta sit right bakc down again.  Im pissing out my ass. its awful.  This is torture.  This should be illegal.  I better have something big wrong with me, cuz if i go in tomorrow and they tell me that I did this for something that is easily fixed without surgery, Ima be pissed.  Very pissed.  and hopefully not out my ass after today.  Also, Im not allowed to eat.  I mean, not that id want to while Im sitting above my own fecal matter. But that Id actually consider it, seeing how I havent eaten all day.  Im miserable.  And I cant stop shitting.

I am guy, and I feel like ive pretty much googled the entire internet from my toilet.