I was driving home from Kalamazoo where I attend college. While stopping at a stoplight, I did what everyone does and looked around at all the quirky shops on the corners. So i notice a tattoo parlor. We've all seen tattoo parlors, and the sample tattoo type paintings on the windows. Amdist the roses, swords, and naked women plastered on the windows was something that caught my eye. A bright red coelacanth. Thats right, a big ass red fucking prehistoric fish. Who in their fucking mind would get a tattoo of a big red prehistoric fish? It had to be one of the most ridiculous things I've seen for a few years.