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The Enemy Has Been Identified

Great news folks, the US Federal Government has identified the most terrifying,  destructive and criminal organization in the entire World. Here is a picture of the terrorists.


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That's right, Gibson guitars was raided by the  US Federal Police for breaking a foreign law as interpreted by the US justice department. Indian officials have documented that they are satisfied with the conduct of Gibson, but the US justice dept disagrees. 

The Justice dept did offer Gibson this piece of advice. You should build your guitars in Madagascar to avoid further litigation.





Damn Criminals. Guitars kill people not guns kill people.
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In light of these horrific events I implore everyone to follow The Who's example and stamp out these monsters against all that is good!


 

Fucking Guitars! Wage war against these tools of the devil!



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