My cat is stupid
I feed Fergie twice a day, once at 7 a.m. and once at 7 p.m. You'd think she'd be used to this by meow. (hehe)
One day, at about 1 p.m. while I was fast asleep (was working a night job at the time), she started pawing at my bedroom door and meowing relentlessly. Over and over and over again, demanding my attention! She has only ever done that when I forgot to feed her for a full day or so, and on this day I KNEW I fed her at 7 like normal. So I grunt a little, get outta bed, kick the door open, and see her staring at me.
She ran straight for the dryer, which is not hooked up and is where I keep her food. She stood there, looking at me, looking at the dryer, meowing, looking at me, looking at the dryer, etc etc back and forth. I looked at her food bowl. It was still half full. So I looked at her, looked at the bowl, said 'wtf', looked at her, looked at the bowl. A good minute went by of me looking at her, her looking at dryer, her looking at me, me looking at the bowl, her meowing, and me wtf'ing.
Then I finally bent down, grabbed her by the sides, and slid her over to where she was now facing her bowl. She looked at it for a while, then looked at me.... then started chowing down and left me alone for the rest of the day.