My brother the lurker
I've just learned that my older brother Aaron, who some of you may remember me mentioning in the past as being my greatest role model growing up or when I was comparing him to Matt (Maiorano), comes here and reads my blogs and comments. I don't know how long he's been coming here, nor do I know if he has a profile and has been responding to me all this time incognito as a faceless fellow blogger. What an ass!!
Anyway, Aaron, I'm sure you're reading this. If you already have a profile then I suppose the guessing game will begin... if you don't, then god damnit, make one. I know you'd be a welcomed addition to the blogs, because as I said, you and Matt are a lot alike and he is arguably the most legendary and popular blogger here, and I'm sure many of the other bloggers can naught but respect you when I say that you are largely responsible for me growing up to be the kind of man that I am. You would definitely be counted amongst we few gems of wit and intelligence in this sea of retards.
And now, knowing the other bloggers as I do, I'm sure people are going to start coming out of the woodwork claiming to be you. This ought to be amusing.