Sick Humor

Dominus Published 11/17/2008

For no good reason than to let my juvenile sense of humor out, I'm posting a blog of diseases that don't really exist, but it would really suck to have:

Chronic Belching.
Nipple Warts.
Disolving Teeth.
Heimlin's Buttox Bloat.
Gassy Eyes.
Balding Nostrils.
Oral Incontinece.
Testicular Weasels.
Vibrating Earlobes.
Scoliosis of the Toes.
Petulant Knees.
Bearded Tongue.
Megasperm.
"The Twistings".

On the other hand, there is a museum here in Philly that is incredible and I reccomend highly. The Mutter museum is full of really sick and twisted things from actual diseases that people had. There's:

The skeleton of a child that had Hydrocephalism so badly the top of his skull opened up like a flower in bloom.

A giant tumor the size of a dinner plate removed from President Grover Cleveland.

A life mask of a man with a huge penis-shaped horn growing out of his skull.

One woman who was so fat that when she died her body metabolized into soap.

And in one part there is a thing that looks like a dried out five-foot-long giant mortadella. It's actually the colon of a guy who didn't take a shit for eight years.

Honestly, I can't think of another thing to add to this right now as I feel the whole thing speaks for itself.