Fun With Ebaumsworld Chatrooms - The Experiment (1035 hits)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2008-05-29 00:20:48 EDT
So I've decided to conduct an experiment. The object is to walk into a chatroom and simply write "14/f/ca" and wait.
Post your funniest conversations on here with the title "Ebaum Experiment" or something along those lines. The best conversations win absolutely nothing.
iowahawk: hey asl
iowahawk: 18m iowa
iowahawk: u gotta pic by chance
maiorano84: no cam
iowahawk: i gotta myspace u can check out if ya want
iowahawk: jus dont get 2 excited when ya c me lol
iowahawk: (website removed so you depraved bastards don't shatter a 17 year-old boy's soul)
iowahawk: so u should tell me wut ya look like since ya dont have a pic of urself
maiorano84: u look like napoleon dynamite
iowahawk: thanks i guess
maiorano84: i liek ur sunglasses
maiorano84: they look liek my dads
maiorano84: did u steal them?
iowahawk: i actually did lol
iowahawk: i dont remember from where though
maiorano84: were the cops looking 4 u?
iowahawk: nooo i live in a town w/ 1400 ppl so theres no security ne where
maiorano84: no security??????????
maiorano84: must b dangerus then
iowahawk: no cameras or security ppl or ne thing
iowahawk: well all we have is like 2 convenient stores lol
iowahawk: no wal mart or ne thing
maiorano84: i live in a giant underground dome
iowahawk: holy siht
maiorano84: deep inside the earth's crust
maiorano84: below ca
maiorano84: lots of security here
iowahawk: oh i bet
maiorano84: they say im real important
maiorano84: but they still let me talk in ebaum chatrooms
iowahawk: sweet lol
maiorano84: sometimes ill explode and cause fires
iowahawk: yeah ya know wut they say only important ppl go on ebaums chat
maiorano84: we're trying to harness this energy to create a better tomorrow
iowahawk: of course
maiorano84: do u want my virginity? they say it might quell the explosions
iowahawk has logged out
mxpro1: hey wast up
maiorano84: not much u
mxpro1: bored as shi
maiorano84: me too
mxpro1: lol arnt we all so wat ya wanna talk bout
mxpro1: ok numbers how many time u gave it up lmao
mxpro1: lol and y not
maiorano84: cuz im 14
mxpro1: so i was that old
maiorano84: how old ru now?
mxpro1: wat lol
maiorano84: had to poop
mxpro1: wat the hell lol
maiorano84: everybody poops
maiorano84: i had 2
maiorano84: it was kinda curly
mxpro1: but u don tell every1
maiorano84: of course u do
maiorano84: pooping is funny
maiorano84: and it makes for interesting conversation
mxpro1: lol it does
maiorano84: u ever clog a toilet with just poop?
maiorano84: or u poop so much it comes out of the water?
mxpro1: wow ummm goin w no
maiorano84: me neither
maiorano84: my dad did tho
maiorano84: he said it nearly killed our septic tank
maiorano84: all this talk of poop makes me feel funny sometimes
mxpro1: lmao wow
maiorano84: like I have to poop again
maiorano84: but it doesnt feel like i have 2 poop out of my butt
mxpro1: not me
mxpro1: then wat it feel like
maiorano84: I JUST GAVE BIRTH
maiorano84: HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A BABY
maiorano84: IT JUST FELL OUT
maiorano84: WAT DO I DO!?!?
maiorano84: DONT LEAVE ME
maiorano84: I THINK ITS URS!!!!!
mxpro1: lmao wat
maiorano84: I JUST HAD A FREAKING BABY
maiorano84: YOU DO NOT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THIS SITUATION
mxpro1: lmao im lost
maiorano84: DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT TO YOU!?!?
maiorano84: A BABY FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA!!!
maiorano84: awwwwww, it's taking after me already
maiorano84: it poops a lot
mxpro1 has logged out