everyone might think i'mi'm being an insufferable prick, but i tend to be somewhat of an optimist about almost all situations in life. i don't wanna make light anyone's problems, but sometimesdifferentent perspective is all the medicine we all need..........

at least the piss isn't on your classroom floor

well, you DIDN'T rape that girl

your not unemployed, your a potential new hire!

think of all the chicks you can bang now that your a bachelor

no matter how much it hurts, at least you feel

this wasn't meant to piss anyone off, but i bet it will. positive thinking is a very powerful thing