* I LOVE MILK

* I HATE ZOMBIES

* I'M TOTALLY NOT A CHRISTIAN

* TOM CRUISE IS A SWEETHEART

* I HATE PUNK, INDIE, ELECTRO, SCREAMO, HARDCORE, METAL, ACOUSTIC...

* I HAVE�0 PIERCINGS AND NOT COUNTING...

* I HAVE A NUMBER OF TATTOOS

* I HATE SMALLVILLE

* MY FAV DRINK IS ABSOLUTELY NOT�SAILOR JERRY'S RUM AND DIET PEPSI

* I LOVE KIDS

* I'M NOT A BITCH

* I ALWAYS GO TO DISNEYLAND OR DISNEYWORLD

* I HATE VEGETABLES

* I SO THINK SCENE KIDS SHOULD BE SHOT

* FUCK COLORS

* I PISS ON SANDWICHES

* I ONLY TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE IT BRINGS EVEN MORE ATTENTION TO MY INSIPID BLOGS WHICH I SMASH OUT FOR E-REP POINTS. NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME, BUT FUCK IT, I NEED A SWAG PACK.

Sorry, I feel guilty about this one; it was too easy and lacking in imagination. In my defense, I am supremely bored.