SOUR Ray: WHAT ?? Finish WHATbendin me ova to let ya finish and THEN let my voice be heard ??!! Look on that lil computer screen you have me on right nowdo you see tha title or word BITCH on that muhf-cka.. ANYWHERE ??!! Does it say, Raymond easily fuckable D------ on there anywhere ??!!

TELEMARKETER: Sir, if youd just..

SOUR Ray: ANSWER THA DAMN QUESTION, Mr. Telephone MannnCaptain Dial-Updo you see BITCH or EASILY FUCKABLE on your computer screen ANYWHERE ??!!

TELEMARKETER: Sir, no it doesntwhy would..

SOUR Ray: AIGHT THEN stop tryin to bend me ova to F-CK ME LIKE ONE THEN !! I aint ya momma !! SHE might like you to do that sh-t, but I sho as hell dont !!

TELEMARKETER: (shaky voice) ..ummmmmI dont..

SOUR Ray: Oh DONT even TRY to say that you aint f-ckin yo momma !! I saw tha number on tha caller ID and I KNOW youre callin me from IdahoPotato-head muhf-cka !! You and momma havin sex on a tractor in a potato patchnow THATS a YOUTube moment !! Way to go there Jethrolemme letchu GO so that youll get off work on time and get home to get in yo mommas vulva !!

TELEMARKETER: Actually sir, were in Californiatha number you see is just..

SOUR Ray: Oh well THATS MUCH BETTERCalifornia !! So you and Momma aint f-ckin in a potato patch, but makin PORNO MOVIES together !! Whats yalls website calledMother-and-Son-Love dot com ??!!

TELEMARKETER: ( gigglin out loud )

SOUR Ray: Or is it Breast-Fed F-ckers dot com ?? Maybe Heart-Attack Humpers dot com ?? Parental Penetration dot com ?? Me And Momma dot com ??!! WHAT ??!!

TELEMARKETER: ( still gigglin out loud )

SOUR Ray: Im so glad you think this is funny ya NASSSty-ass RAT BAStid !! Im gonna tell alllll my readers bout ya now..

TELEMARKETER: OHyoure a WRITER ??!!

SOUR Ray: Not that its any of your business, but WOWIncest Boy is PERCEPTIVE !! Tell what hes won Alex..

TELEMARKETER: (actin unphased) Well the creators of our publications are always lookin for new talented writersin fact, what I have to offer..

SOUR Ray: OHHHH NO !! FIRST OFFyall better NOT be some religious organization cause I got enough of THAT sh-t face-to-faceor DOOR-to-face and SECONDLY, you knew my name, which tells me that ya bought my information from someone else and I need to cut THEM tha f-ck off as well !! So speak up CHESTERwho do ya work for and who are yall affiliated with ??!!

TELEMARKETER: Im Chris and I represent a company called Diamond Enterpriseswe deal with all kinds of major magazines such as..

SOUR Ray: STOP right there !! Ya deal with all KINDS of major magazines ?? Okaythere are major MAGAZINES like tha ones I WORK FOR and then there are KNOCK-OFFS of those magazines called KINDS of magazines !! I know tha two that I work with dont call people outta tha blue, proposin ANY kinda offers or dealsso Im GUESSIN that yall have porno magsam I right ??!!

TELEMARKETER: We have adult-themed publications, yes !! In fact, what we specifically picked you for was..

SOUR Ray: Take ya foot off tha gas there Squishyin fact, take tha whole muhf-ckin car outta gearI aint into that sh-t !! Pictures of desperate females with scars and stretch-marks and muscleLESS vaginas aint my thang !! Pictures of fake breasts and used-up, diseased, DNA-collectin hos AINT worth my TIME, let alone my MONEY !! I aint tryin to see some sexually-reassigned MUTANT, masqueradin as a female !! I cant believe that ANYone with a conscience would actually make a buck tryin to push this bullsh-t on somebody..Do you make ya momma PROUD Chris ??