Due to the urging of certain members (you know who you are), I am writing a blog once again. I cannot guarantee the quality of the following, as I'm fairly drunkified (doing the one-eyed-squint-thing).

Anyways, who wants to give me a job? Anyone?! I fucking need it. Drinking beer until blind-drunk is fine for seven or eight months, but it gets old after a little while.

So, yeah, my time has been comprised of applying for positions (the "wobbly H" in particular) and learning Zippo tricks.

Seriously, I urge everyone (including even Angie and Kriss) to get a Zippo. Not only is it seriously cool and classy, but many adventure movies have proven that Zippos can get you out of nearly any dangerous situation. Be it burning through ropes or lighting bad-guys' cars on fire, Zippos will always make you look badass.

Other than that, I have just been hanging out with my cat and drinking. Hey, there's nothing wrong with that! Just because Toby (the cat) and I are drinking buddies doesn't mean that I'm "odd". He's just a good tabby who understands my problems.

Well, for some reason, someone decided to make me a Tank Commander. That's pretty fucking sweet to the max. I may not have alot going on, but tanking is my favorite thing, so I am happy. I will miss destroying stuff with the main gun and machine guns, but I will survive... At least I get a big mother-fucking machine gun out of it (M2HB for the win).

My best friend was made a TC at the same time. People always joke that we're gay because we hang out so much, so we're naming our tanks "BFF 1" and "BFF 2" to have fun with the situation. We're not gay, we just have a "bro-mance".

Hmm... other than that, I have nothing. Well, I guess I could report that my cat has farts which could cripple a horse, but I'm sure that nobody wants to hear that. I guess there's snow here... I stamped a set of big titties into my back yard; that will be fun when it melts last. I also took the opportunity to write stuff in the snow on my neighbor's cars; I am particularly fond of "Boner-Mobile" and "Pussy Hat". I doubt that anyone knows who it is yet.

Well, my life is boring. Anyone need any recommendations for good books? I sure have alot of those...