I know you have heard most if not all of these but they still bother me and PLEASE  add to the list.

Can God microwave a burrito so hot even he cant eat it?

How can it be drunk driving if you are sleeping in your car?

Tit for Tat...what is tat and where can I trade it for the other?

If men are the ones screwed up then why do the women keep screwing us?

This witches tit? where can you find it and how cold is it?

If we cant do it right then why not tell us how or do you even know?

From the Simpson's to the dark reaches of a worried mind these are but a few!!

Thanks for reading Bohank