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  FUCK YOU COCKSUCKERS, I AM RIPPED AS FUCK, I BENCH 975LBS FOR REPS AND I DO IT WITH AMAZING SWAG. I SQUAT 1025LBS FOR REPS AND I DEADLIFT 1015 FOR REPS WITH INCREDIBLE SWAGGER. WHEN I GO IN THE GYM I GET ON ALL FOURS LIKE  A ALPHA MALE WOLF AND START HOWLING THEN RIP MY WIFEBEATER OFF AND AT THAT PIOINT YOU KNOW IM GETTING PUSSY TONIGHT... YOU BITCHES GOT NOTHIGN ON THIS RIPPED TO FUCK BODY AND ILL FUCKING KILL ANY OF YOU NO PROBLEM. I WAS RAISED ON THE STREETS SO MERKIN A BITCH AINT NOTHIN TO ME BRUH.

THE OTHER DAY I WENT ON A SAFARI IN AFRICA WITH A BUNCH OF SUPERMODELS AND WORLDMODELS. OUR JEEP BROKE DOWN IN A THICKET SO I GOT OUT OF THE JEEP AND PULLED IT WITH A ROPE LIKE IN A STRONG MAN COMPITETION AND ALL THE BITCHES STARTED CHEERING ME AND CHANTING MY NAME, SO I GOT ON ALL FOURS AND RIPPED OFF MY SHIRT WHILE ROARING LIKE A LION. ALL OF A SUDDEN AN ALPHA MALE HEAD OF THE PRIDE LION RUNS AT ME AND JUMPS ON MY BACK SO I SQUAT IT JUST LIKE I DO 1025LBS FOR REPS AND I SLAM IT ONTO THE GROUND BREAKING ITS NECK ALL, SO I WALK BACK TO THE JEEP WITH INCREDIBLE SWAG WITH MY PECS DRIPPING SWEAT AND THE SUN GLEAMING OFF MY GANGSTEROUS AS FUCK TATTOOED BODY LOOKING HUMBLE AS FUCK AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL THE BITCHES RUN FROM THE JEEP AND START CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SAYING HOW MUCH THEY NEVER WANT TO LOSE ME AND THEY LOVE ME. SO I PUSH THEM OUT OF THE WAY, GET EVERYBODY IN THE JEEP, KNOCK THE DRIVER OUT, DO A BURNOUT WHILE ALL THE BITCHES THROW THIER PANTIES AT ME, LIGHT A CIG LIKE A BADASS AND PEEL THE FUCK OUT HOME.

 

*FETISMO, YOUR A GODDAMN PUSSY 120 BENCH IS FOR FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD GIRLS YOU FAGGOT

**REDNOTE I NOW AM BLANKETED IN TATTOOS. I GOT A BUNCH AND ONE OF THEM ON MY BACK SAYS "HUMBLE" AND I GOT 1-6 TATTOOED ON MY ABS. LOOK IN MY PROFILE AND I CAN SEE SOME OF MY TATTOOS U FAGGOT AND I GET MORE PUSSY IN A DAY THAN U DO IN A LIFETIME U FUCKING NERD KIKE BITCH

*** AWFULJACKASS, LOOK THAT SHIT ON UP URBANDICTIONARY THEN TUCK YOUR TAIL AND RUN LIKE A LITTLE SCARED PUPPY CUZ IT MEANS MURDER, YEAH UR FUCKING SHAKIN NOW ARENT U FUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH

**** AWFULJACKASS; MAN WHEN I SCOPE MY AREA YOU BEST NOT BE IN MY WAR ZONE FROM CROSS THE TOWN NO ONE HEAR YA, HEAT SEEKERS AT YOUR CRANIUM, AT NIGHT PIMPIN ROBBIN BITCHES MAKIN MY TUMMY GET FILLED UP, TEN AND A HALF DEAD IN YOUR WAIST CUZ INFAMOUS NIGGA DONT GIVE A FUCK... BITCH BRUH U GOT SOME REAL BEEF WITH ME WE CAN LET THEM BANGERS HIT CUZ HERES PART OF MY ARSENAL http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs192.snc1/6454_110863576535_673766535_2674604_4919980_n.jpg AND MY 40 GLOCK IN THERE TOO AND FUCKING WITH ME IS A GOOD WAY TO FIND YOURSELF SHOT OR KILLED ON THE REAL, JUST ASK THE STREETS BRUH

***** AWFULJACKASS: LISTEN PUNK BITCH IM FROM THE MEAN STREETS OF CHICAGO NIGGA AND I MOVED TO DC 2 YEARS SO YOU KNOW IM STRAIGHT GUTTER BRUH. WHAT DO I KNOW BOUT TEXAS FUCK BOYS? I KNOW THAT YOU SHOOT ME AND YOU GET THE DEATH PENALTY AND SOME PUSSY ASS BITCH LIKE YOU AINT GON CATCH NO MURDER CHARGE BRUH. COME FUCKS WITH THIS GANGSTER DECIPLE BITCH AND ILL HIT YA UP WITH A ONE FIVE CARB AND SOME .223'S ALL MELTING IN YOUR FLESH NIG. ILL LEAVE YA BLEEDIN LIKE A BITCH AT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.

 

 

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