I do cocaine.
Earlier this morning I went to the doctor's office, I have just been feeling very odd lately very shaky and uneven. They ran a bloodtest on me and finally the doctor entered the room with the results of the test. (Lately I Have een very worried I might have gotten the swine flu and that would be a serious problem because I have a rather week immune system ) I asked the doctor what my problem was and he responded, " You don't have the swine flu or any kind of sickness, The reason you feel this way is because you have been doing nothing for the past week other than taking large doses of cocaine, and you have a very serious addiction and i recommend you get help immediately. " I responded "Thank god thats a relief." Than I went home and did some more cocaine.