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I don't like to fight....

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...but tonight I had no choice! It's been almost one year to the day since my last fight. Before that it was many, many years. I don't fight unless I have no other option. Tonight I had no other option. Sometimes stupid fucking people leave you no choice but to put them in their place.

One of my part time jobs is as a cook at a privately owned pizza place. I can drive there in 10 to 15 minutes, because of construction, or I can walk there in 20 to 25 minutes. If it's a nice day or night I walk. I enjoy the walk through a nice little town with old mom and pop shops. Today was bright and sunny and about 70 degrees so I walked of course. Nice enough for shorts and a t-shirt.

On my way home, after the mom and pop street is a street of ritzy Italian restaraunts then my street. I'm walking through Stortini's parking lot when a guy 10 to 15 years older than me steps out of his brand new Corvette and lights a cigarette. I think nothing of it until he speaks to me.........

"How are you doing man?"

"I'm doing good and you?"

"Well I'm obviously doing better than you."

"And why would that be?"...I say to him.

"Well I'm driving a new Vette and you're walking."

"Hmmmm. My job is 1 1/2 miles away and I chose to walk.........you arrogant FAT FUCK!!!"

(Did Deunan start this fight you ask? NO, I can say whatever I like. Besides, arrogant people fucking piss me off.)

"What the fuck'd you say punk?"

"So...ur fat, stupid and deaf?. Nice."

"I'll kick your fucking ass boy."

"Will that make you feel better about not being able to get a hard-on you fucking slob?"

By this point he was approaching me quickly. I dropped my back pack and stood my ground. He swung first. Right now he's laying in a restaraunt parking lot and I'm here chatting with you people.

God that felt GOOD!!!

Self defense Deunan

 


 

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