Bank Conversation Overheard by Janitor fiction
SpaceEagle
Published
04/01/2011
Bankers:
Ah, we've made a killing on those credit card interest rates,
cross-charges, and penalty charges. How can we make even more?
Accounting: Gentlemen, we have a problem. The poor and middle class have no more money left for us to take. How are we going to keep our profits up?
Bankers: That does seem to be a problem. We've foreclosed on many, but some of them still have houses. How can we get those houses?
Economic Adviser: If we deny health care and keep raising food and utility prices, many of them will die.
Bankers: OutSTANDing! Once they're dead, we can buy their houses for pennies on the dollar and make a killing! Get me a politician on the line.
Accounting: Gentlemen, we have a problem. The poor and middle class have no more money left for us to take. How are we going to keep our profits up?
Bankers: That does seem to be a problem. We've foreclosed on many, but some of them still have houses. How can we get those houses?
Economic Adviser: If we deny health care and keep raising food and utility prices, many of them will die.
Bankers: OutSTANDing! Once they're dead, we can buy their houses for pennies on the dollar and make a killing! Get me a politician on the line.
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