Roses are red, carnations are pink, when I get too drunk, I piss in your sink.

Roses are red, everyone has chests, but my favorite kind, have female breasts...HONK HONK.

Roses are red, my undies are brown, they used to be white, but skidmarks I found.

Roses are red, so are my gums, I got gingivitus, in my mouth and my bum.

Roses are red, my truck has a horn, it is a fact, that I am a Trashy Sexual Unicorn...SCHWING.

Roses are red, many games have I playedd, but I am Tatanka, so DONT CALL ME AIDS.

Roses are red, carnations are pink, I hate when my date, ends up having a dink.

Roses are red, my nose is runny, I accidentally ate piss, and think farts are funny.