The Original eBaum's is Coming Back!!!
Letemdangle
Published
06/20/2012
After tense negotiations and some questionable embarrassing behaviour on the part of all parties, Viumble LLC, (owners of eBaum's World) has released the rights to the original web format to myself and Shylilasn, formerly known as Neko and her army of alts, who by the way will provide enough traffic to ensure a successful launch for the new website. The new name of the site will be Danglinglilasn.
YOU WANT YOUR PORNO BACK?
Not only will you get it back! On the Home page there will be an icon, in the image of a big voluptuous boob, not a cheap greasy pizza. Instant gratification will be yours. You will be able to upload, down load, reload and explode all day long. A no holds barred, grab it and slap it pornocopia of carnal pleasure. Shylilasn will make sure that section stays steamy hot as she compiles the most fappable media available from PepperPeanut's private collection. The different genres will be categorized so you don't blow the main vein accidentally, while looking at Grannies in Spandex.
VIDEO! VIDEO! VIDEO!
So you love videos of people doing outrageous hilarious self mutilating stunts? Well have we got an offer for you! With each video of you personally stabbing yourself, I will give you ten eBones from my personal collection of over 500,000. Not only that but if you can get a friend to film you running across the highway by which you get turned into a Pizza Hut pizza, I am willing to release, to that special someone, 10,000 eBones to his or her personal estate and yes you can play the video at your funeral without our permission.
FOR THE BLOG LOVERS.
As you may or not know this is my personal favourite. With deep insightful articles, heated debates and discussions by intellectuals, it is considered the cream of the crop in the blog world. Considered so highbrowed that only about six people worldwide visit it regularly to enjoy it's deep philosophical underpinnings without the pesky annoyances of less evolved vertebrates. There have been at times some spammers and trolls who tried to destroy the blog section with poorly written blogs and unsavoury comments. I am here to inform you that that will all be virtually stopped. As a disincentive for such flagrant activities, eBones will be confiscated at my discretion and yes negatives will be administered.
WELCOME!
We here at Danglinglilasn welcome all past, present and future visitors to the now defunct eBaum's World, as we venture back to the past of the golden age of web browsing, self abusing and self amusement. As an added bonus for the first ten million viewers, they will receive 1/100 th of an eBone which can be easily converted to one Danglingasn to be used for shag swag. Hope to see you all there!
AND OUR FIRST FEATURE VIDEO PROVIDED BY SHYKILASN IS................
Don't Miss Out on all the Fun!
YOU WANT YOUR PORNO BACK?
Not only will you get it back! On the Home page there will be an icon, in the image of a big voluptuous boob, not a cheap greasy pizza. Instant gratification will be yours. You will be able to upload, down load, reload and explode all day long. A no holds barred, grab it and slap it pornocopia of carnal pleasure. Shylilasn will make sure that section stays steamy hot as she compiles the most fappable media available from PepperPeanut's private collection. The different genres will be categorized so you don't blow the main vein accidentally, while looking at Grannies in Spandex.
VIDEO! VIDEO! VIDEO!
So you love videos of people doing outrageous hilarious self mutilating stunts? Well have we got an offer for you! With each video of you personally stabbing yourself, I will give you ten eBones from my personal collection of over 500,000. Not only that but if you can get a friend to film you running across the highway by which you get turned into a Pizza Hut pizza, I am willing to release, to that special someone, 10,000 eBones to his or her personal estate and yes you can play the video at your funeral without our permission.
FOR THE BLOG LOVERS.
As you may or not know this is my personal favourite. With deep insightful articles, heated debates and discussions by intellectuals, it is considered the cream of the crop in the blog world. Considered so highbrowed that only about six people worldwide visit it regularly to enjoy it's deep philosophical underpinnings without the pesky annoyances of less evolved vertebrates. There have been at times some spammers and trolls who tried to destroy the blog section with poorly written blogs and unsavoury comments. I am here to inform you that that will all be virtually stopped. As a disincentive for such flagrant activities, eBones will be confiscated at my discretion and yes negatives will be administered.
WELCOME!
We here at Danglinglilasn welcome all past, present and future visitors to the now defunct eBaum's World, as we venture back to the past of the golden age of web browsing, self abusing and self amusement. As an added bonus for the first ten million viewers, they will receive 1/100 th of an eBone which can be easily converted to one Danglingasn to be used for shag swag. Hope to see you all there!
AND OUR FIRST FEATURE VIDEO PROVIDED BY SHYKILASN IS................
Don't Miss Out on all the Fun!
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