4 Reasons The Jets and Their Fans Are Just Awful

    So dear football fans, who do we all universally hate? The Jets and their fans of course. If you don't agree, you are either a Jets fan and I pity you for that or you just don't know shit about the sport. But why do we all have such hatred for them? For one thing they're just awful and for another they think they're gunna win the Superbowl every season and fail at it spectacularly each season. Although it is hilarious to hear them talk so much shit, it starts to get pathetic after a while. Here are reasons why the Yets are the laughing stock of the league. Aside from things like this:

Nahhhhh. No one saw that. No one at all.

1)    Rex Ryan
This one is no surprise. His only credit is the ability to on a rare occasion run a decent defense play. Other than that he's just bat shit. As I mentioned, every godamn season he claimed that he would bring the Jets to win the Superbowl. Not only is this an annoying, loud mouth cry for attention, it's a pathetic move to boost morale in an absolute garbage franchise. He hasn't ever got them to win the division (http://buffalowins.net/buffalo-bills/articles-buffalo-bills/5-reasons-to-hate-the-new-york-jets.html). Yet he was called the face of the franchise. It's truly mind boggling. Just like his foot fetish and terrible tattoo.
 
        
    Just look at that face.

 Yeah.....This was a well thought out plan. A stupid tattoo clearly done for cheap. Way to go Rex. Way to go.

    How does this guy get any respect in life? It's not like he's doing the exact same shit with the Bills now that he's their coach............
   
                Oh dear lord Jesus Christ.

    I will not waste words on taking this point any further. I don't want to waste anyone's time and clearly I don't to show anymore evidence why we should all hate this guy. Also I'm born and raised a Giants fan, so Rex Ryan's Bills can suck it just as much as the Jets. 
 
  
Eat it up boys......Eat it allllllll up.

2)    Joe Namath
    Namath is seen as a god for the Jets for taking them to win Superbowl III. But, the glory stops there. Let the suckery begin. During that entire game, he didn't throw one touchdown pass and didn't even throw a single pass at all in the entire fourth quarter. He completed seventeen of twenty-eight passes and only 206 yards. And then somehow went on to be named the Superbowl MVP (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_III). 
    His only other claims to fame? Being a 70's sex symbol and the star of a pantyhose commercial (http://buffalowins.net/buffalo-bills/articles-buffalo-bills/5-reasons-to-hate-the-new-york-jets.html). I like to think he tried them on from time to time to see how they felt. And probably during game time as well. 

Just look at this stone cold fox?......Stud?.........Typewriter?

    His stats are just so sub par that it's amazing that he's even remembered at all. He has forty-seven more interceptions than touchdowns. This would have been different if he had those pantyhose to wear every game. Not only would he look great but he'd feel great.

        The face of a winner.

    He thinks his input actually matters. All he talks about is how good it wa when he was around. That's like your grandpa saying racism was only good when it was still legally enforced. 

    Try to wrap your head around this shit. Joe Namath beat out Craig Morton for the Hall of Fame. Morton had more wins, a better touchdown to interception ratio, better completion, and better QB rating. His only downside is losing two Superbowls. He's clearly the most over hyped quarterback in NFL history. (http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/2010/07/joe-namath-the-most-overrated-quarterback-ever/)

The pantyhose commercial got him in. He looked damn good in those.

3)    Quarterbacks
    This is a great source of entertainment and laughs. Tebow, Sanchez, Vick and Geno. All great laughs. Let us begin with Mark Sanchez. Extremely over hyped, like Pantyhose Joe, just because he's on a New York team. Other legit quarterbacks earned their hype. Tom Brady and Eli Manning? Superbowls. Aaron Rodgers?............
 
        
              Great mustache.

    How can you be the quarterback of a New York team and only manage to date D-list celebrities like Meadow Soprano to some eighteen year old girl? This is fact (http://buffalowins.net/buffalo-bills/articles-buffalo-bills/5-reasons-to-hate-the-new-york-jets.html). And rumors of dating Rihanna. 

    All his career he has only got forty-one touchdowns and thirty-nine interceptions. He's right on track to be the next Namath. He's one of the most hated NFL players. E-poll surveyed 1,100 people and he came in at the fifth most hated NFL player. This was published by Forbes (http://nypost.com/2013/10/21/mark-sanchez-among-nfls-most-hated-by-public/). That's the same level of hate as Ben Roethlisberger. This I cannot understand. How can you hate a Will Ferrell look alike? 
 
        
    Well there is that whole rape thing......
(http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/04/16/roethlisberger.incident/)

    For the Jets, a true highlight in the books for them is the butt fumble. And as I'm a Giants fan, a highlight for us is injuring Mark Sanchez which put him out for the whole season. This introduced us to Geno Smith. 

What's really going on here?

    To start things off on a great note, R.R. Martin, you may know him as the author of Game of Thrones, hates Geno Smith. He says, with very good reason, that he would have benched him sooner (http://fansided.com/2014/11/11/george-r-r-martin-really-hates-geno-smith/). 

    Highlight moment? Getting his jaw broken over a poker debt with a line backer. They were on the same team. And it was even before preseason started. How do you start off shittier than that? Spoiler. You don't. You just do not start off much worse than that.
 
Jaw dropping. Just jaw dropping.....Get it?

    Coaches, talent evaluators, and NFL players voted him the worst quarterback in the NFL. Also this is the second year in a row that he won this exclusive tile. Keep up the good work. You're really living up to the Jets name we all know and love. (https://www.getmoresports.com/geno-smith-thinks-its-hilarious-that-he-sucks/). I think it's funny that you suck to Geno, so do I. He finished his last season with a QB rating of 77.5, threw thirteen touchdowns and thirteen picks which essentially cancelled that stat out all together, and led them to a miserable 4-12 record. Even with a new head coach, I don't much goign for this guy. And I'm sure he doesn't either. You were a second round draft pick and are getting paid millions of dollars and you manage to still make it while admitting that it's funny to suck. He sucks like a vacuum.
 
He sucks like a Dyson. Not some shitty Oreck. He gets credit for this.

    To stay on the field and continue to be relevant, he's gunna have to start breaking some jaws of his own. I don't mean his jaw. That's already been handled. I mean he has to break other people's jaws. At this point, that person specifically is Ryan Fitzpatrick. I seriously hope he tries this. 
 
I don't have anything against Fitzpatrick. It's just that his beard will absolutely wreck Geno's hand.

    Now we have arrived at the dog pound.....No, wait. Jail.............No, wait....... The Jets bench.

    "Yup......He's my dawg."

In his defense, he was just following the recent trend in the NFL. Commit stupid ass crimes sometimes for money you clearly don't need when you happen to be a million dollar athlete. He probably wasn't scared of jail, because jail is where you become a hardened criminal and a prime candidate for the Jets. Believing the second part of that sentence, they picked him up immidately. But, this happened after he spent some time with the Eagles. He started to suck there and then the Jets saw the moment they've been waiting for.  in the Jets natural fashion, they put all their faith in another player who sucks who they claimed would take them to the Superbowl. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure it takes more than just one player to take you to the Superbowl. 
 
"Fuck ya'll. I got this. I'm the top dog here."

    I didn't forget about you Tebow. Don't you worry. Following the same path as they did with vick, they didn't miss a beat. He was the Broncos' sloppy seconds. He had a good record with the Broncos at first. So you would think they would hang onto him for a while. Did they? Of course not he was released after they drafted Geno Smith. Do you see the pattern yet? It appears that the Jets seem to favor having shitty quarterbacks on their team. 
 
"You're trading me to the Jets!?!?! There is no God!!!"

5)    Being a Jets fan
    Jets fans have more or less been in the dark since Namath won them their only Superbowl. They just can't seem to move on past this. Even through all the side splitting laughter they gave us, they still continue to hold on and have faith in their team. 

"We put most of our budget into brainwashing our fans to stay loyal."

    Making fun of Jets fans has gone so far that there's even a Neil Diamond parody song about the Jets (https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=neil diamond jets parody). It pretty much says how awful the Jets and their fans are. And they are just that. Everything from their stupid chants to being called Gang Green is just one big awful cluster fuck. 

    They're ignorant, loud mouthed, and very hostile once you bring up the slightest negative thing about the team. It's like they're drunk but sober. Actually, I know some Jets fans, and they act this was drunk or sober. This is their nature. It cannot be changed or disturbed. They were born this way. National Geographic is studying them actually.

    "This guy was without a doubt born this way."
            -National Geographic

    There's not enough time in this universe to write about how bad Jets fans are. If there was, I could spend the rest of my life doing that. But I cannot. 
    They're all delusional. They create their own reality where they are the best team ever, and then project it on everyone in the real world. They can't accept that they will never be a team to say good things about. It's like having a friend who always talks about how good he is at rock, paper, scissors. You don't give a shit, and they really just suck at life. 
 
        "I'm state champ man."

    I'll leave you with this hilarious list of actual quotes from former Jets fans. Read and enjoy. There are even some more reasons to hate the Jets franchise for all it's worth (http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-york-jets-1627942862)

I'm just gunna leave this here.......The fuck is wrong with this guy?