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first blind date experience

About two weeks before i graduated basic training i got a letter from my best friend telling me he met a really hot girl he's dating and she has a beautiful friend that's looking for a boyfriend. in the letter he puts a picture of her and also tells me she's interested in me. from the picture i got (it was just of her face) she looked way out of my league but i decided to go for it anyway. so two nights before our "double date" my friend and his chick start having problems and break up, but i still wanted to meet this other chick. so i gave her a call (we had been talkin on the phone for about a week and a half) and i told her i still wanted to go. she seemed shocked because she lived about 45 minutes away from me in alabama ( i live in Colombus, Georgia) but she said yes. so when i arrived at her house i knocked on the door and her dad came to the door. because i had just graduated basic two weeks earlier i had my manners in check. he was huge by the way... about 6'5'' 300 lbs but he properly dressed himself. so i introduce myself and tell him i'm taking his daughter out on a date and he says, "ohhh come on in son." i think to myself "oh boy here comes the i'll-kill-you-if-you-hurt-my-daughter speech." but he was very nice to me and we started talkin about the army. about 10 minutes later he says "oh... well here she comes!" so i stand up and try to look for her because i had only seen her face and i was curious about how her body looked. well sure enough she comes rollin around the corner. she was handicapped. i wanted to run out the door, but i kept my composure and decided to be nice about it. so i said she looked great and i was ready to take her out. her dad looked at me and i said "i'll have her home by 11 sir." he said "we're on the same page son. i was gonna say the same thing."

well i help her into the truck and put her wheelchair in the bed. at this point i'm just walkin around by my tailgate and thinkin to myself "how the hell is this gonna work out and why didn't my friend tell me about this" then i remembered there was a drive in movie near there because i had been to it before. so i jump in my truck and say "so... what do you feel like doing?" she said "there's a drive in movie just down the street we can go to." i said "THAT'S PERFECT!" because honestly... who wants to push their date around everywhere right?

so we get to the drive in movie and i asked her if she wanted anything and she said no. so i was like "sweet... i don't wanna waste alot of money." now don't get me wrong. without the wheelchair i'd say she was about a 9 or 9.5. she was absolutely gorgeous! i really didn't think i would ever go on a date with a girl so hot.

well she gets to rubbin on my leg a little bit and we start kissin and then one thing leads to another and we're feelin on eachother and i stopped it. i said "i'm sorry, but we really have to stop because you gonna get me going and i'm not gonna be able to stop." she said "what do you mean?" i said "well basically i'm gonna wanna 'do the dirty' and i think that'd be a little awkward for you." she said "actually i have strap on my wheel chair and you can strap me on somethin and have your way with me."

i was in shock. i couldn't believe i was about to have sex with a handicapped girl.... but hey... she was damn good lookin.

so we start drivin down this back road out in the middle of no where lookin for a place to strap her up when all of a sudden she says "right there... that telephone pole."

ha i thought to myself "this is gonna be one hell of a story." so sure enough i strapped her to the pole and had my way with her. and let me tell you that was fun as hell boy! she was a nut! so after we had this incredible telephone pole sex i put her clothes back on and help her in the truck...then i look down at my watch... it's 1 AM.... "SHIT!" she didn't say a word to me for like 5 minutes... i'm like "whats wrong??" she just replies "nothin"

I FELT USED! BY A HANDICAPPED!!!

so we get to her house and i help her in her chair with wheels and and before i can even start pushin her she's gone! just starts rollin up to the house and i look at the door and her dads standing right there... she just rolls right past him and says "hi daddy." so at this point i think i'm dead.

he looks at me and grabs my hand and shakes it.... says "i wanna thank you son." i was like "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN SIR?!!?!" and he says "i just wanna thank you for gettin her back home."  i said to him "what??"

he said, "you're the first person who didn't leave her strapped to that telephone pole."

 

not a true story but a great one to tell if you're in the military and you just met someone.

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