1.    On a blanket from Taiwan -
        NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
  
  2.    On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
        REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY
        BEHIND YOU.
  
  3.    On a Taiwanese shampoo -
        USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

  4.    In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
        OPEN OTHER END.
    
  5.    On a New Zealand insect spray -
        THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
  
  6.    In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
        TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO
        WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
        (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
  
  7.    On a Japanese product used to relieve painful
        hemorrhoids
        LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO
        THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL
        DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5
        MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
  
  8.    On the bottle-top of a British flavoured milk drink
        AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
  
  9.    On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
        WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST
        CEREAL?
  
  10.   On a Sears hairdryer -
        DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
  
  11.   On a bag of Fritos -
        YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
        DETAILS INSIDE.
  
  12.   On a bar of Dial soap -
        DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
  
  13.   On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom
        of the box)-
        DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
  
  14.   On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
        PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
  
  15.   On a Korean kitchen knife -
        WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
  
  16.   On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
        FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
  
  17.   On a Japanese food processor -
        NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
  
  18.   On Sainsbury's peanuts -
        WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
  
  19.   On an American Airlines packet of nuts
        INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
  
   20.   On a Swedish chainsaw -
         DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR
        HANDS OR GENITALS.
  
  21.   On a child's superman costume -
        WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
  
  22.   On some frozen dinners
        SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.
  
  23.   On a hotel provided shower cap in a box
        FITS ONE HEAD.
  
  24.   On packaging for a Rowenta iron
        DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
  
  25.   On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine
        DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
  
  26.   On Nytol sleep aid
        WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.