So, everybody knows Mitch Hedberg right? He was the self proclaimed king of one liners. He was a really funny ass stand up comic i recommend watching him when you have the time. Anyway, my purpose for doing this was that he inspired one of the jokes i like to tell alot.  It's a one-liner like the ones he is famous for. By the way, this is not a stolen joke. I made it up all by myself. Enjoy!

    "They say that God works in mysterious ways. I think that if he wanted to be mysterious he'd leave a card signed 'Anonymous'."

Let me know what you think.