Tonight I'm drunk and have been on The eBaum reading shit, writing shit, lookin' at shit, and submitting shit.

I uploaded a prank call I did a few years back in which I had been pestering a hotel with calls as a handicapped old dude looking for a special room. On about the 4th call they passed me off to Sophia, a young Latina who was on her SECOND DAY at the company.

By this call I had switched characters and was playing the upset and emotional daughter of the old guy. My favorite part is when I tell her, "You're doing a good job, you bitch."I've learned from making a good number of prank calls that I can pretty much say anything to someone if I give them a compliment at the same time.

I do not usually plug my own work but I particularly like this call as well as one posted last night in which I played a gay customer calling QVC or something. The more naughty I got with him, the more excited he seemed to become.

 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/978209/

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/976301/

These are the links. Sorry to be an upload whore tonight.

ugdork~