Occasionally I Google random-ass things just to see what comes up in the results page. Well I did a search for "liquid shit" the other day and one of the results directed me to www.liquidass.com, which is the official website for Liquid Ass stink spray. I read the testimonials, watched a couple reaction videos, and immediately thought of the douchebags at work. $27 and 4 days later I was the proud owner of four bottles of Liquid Ass. Opened the envelope, took a whiff...
Oh my damn. It even reeks with the cap on! I can't really describe the smell, but it's somewhere between manure, day-old diapers, and week-old roadkill. Imagine taking a crap in a dumpster and adding a dead cat, closing the lid, and letting it stew in the hot sun for a week. That's probably pretty close to what Liquid Ass smells like.
Anyway I'm gonna take my Liquid Ass and my camcorder and see what hell I can raise. I think I'll start with the old classic "Shit Dollar" prank, then maybe Ass a Taco Bell or something. This is gonna be good!