Little boys asked his mom "what r those bumps on your chest?". Mom says " ask your dad". Little boys asks dad "what r those bumps on moms chest?". Dad says "those are balloons to help mom get to heaven when she dies". A few days later dad gets a call from little boy crying hysterical. Dad asks "what's wrong?". Little boy says "the neighbor, he was blowing up moms balloons" and mom said" oh god I'm coming!"