After a particularly wild company Christmas party,the vice president woke up with a terrible hangover.He turned over and groaned at his wife,"What in hell happened last night?"His wife answered"You made fool out of yourself in front of the chairman,as usual." "Piss on him,"the man answered. "You did,"she said."And he fired you." "Well,screw him!"the man replied."I did."the woman said "You go back to work Monday."