Everyone was surprised when John McCain and Barrack Obama sat next to each other while getting a haircut. The barbers were afraid to start a conversation out of fear that it would get politcal and make the other customers upset so not a peep was heard from anyone.
After the barbers were finished and gave each candidate an old fashioned shave, Obama was asked " would you like a splash of this aftershave? Barrack leaned over, smelled it and said "Aabsolutely not, my wife Michelle is going to smell that and think that I was in a whore house!"
"How about you Senator McCain?" The senator gave his best smile and said " Go right ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore house smells like."