A golfer stood over his ball for what seemed an eternity. He looked up, looked down, measured the distance and figured out the wind direction and speed. Finally his golf partner said, "What's taking so long? hit the ball!"

The guy answered, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot".

The partner said, "Forget it man. You don't stand a chance of hitting her from here".