Little boys asked his mom "what r those bumps on your chest?". Mom says " ask your dad". Little boys asks dad "what r those bumps on moms chest?". Dad says "those are balloons to help mom get to heaven when she dies". A few days later dad gets a call from little boy crying hysterical. Dad asks "what's wrong?". Little boy says "the neighbor, he was blowing up moms balloons" and mom said" oh god I'm coming!"
anoffdutyninja Uploaded 03/26/2011