There are three guys. One guy says " I have the shortest arm in the world!"
The other guy says " I have the smallest leg in the world!"
The 3rd guy says " I have the smallest dick in the world.
So they all decide to travel to the Guinness world records headquarters to see if they actually do.
The first guy comes out and says " I do have the smallest arm in the world!!!!!!!!!!!"
The 2nd guy comes out and says "I do have the smallest leg in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The 3rd guy comes out and says " Who the **** is Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!??????"