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worst pickup lines

Hi. Can I domesticate you?
Hi. My name is {name}. I’m running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here…write down your number and I’ll call you to discuss my platform.
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
I envy your lipstick.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I have only three months to live.
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