I'm voting Republican because you shouldn't have the right to marry the person you love.

I'm voting Republican because I don't understand the difference between Iraq and al'Qaida.

I'm voting Republican because I think an undeveloped fetus is more important than the life of the woman who could die giving birth to it.

I'm voting Republican because I have little to no understanding of basic economic principles.

I'm voting Republican because American citizens are better than everyone else and we're not accepting new members.

I'm voting Republican because I think the economy is stable right now.

I'm voting Republican because I don't realize that it's easier to predict large-scale effects like global warming than it is to predict minute occurrences like a rain storm. And only those minute details matter.

I'm voting Republican because high rates of unemployment don't justify your inability to pay huge medical bills.