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Talking Clock
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Pet Alligator
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Drunken Shopping
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12 Shots
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Armed Robbery
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Health Plan
- A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around...
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Rubber on your stick
- Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with...
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Communication Skills
- Two deaf people get married. During the first week of...
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Bad Sign Language
- A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has...
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Curious Midget
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Posh Theatre
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Blind Pilots
- One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a...
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HandiDrunk
- A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the...
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Ugly Bus
- A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an...
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Holiday Favorite
- Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple...
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IRS Audit
- A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his...
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Horse and Buggy
- An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse...
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Used Car Deal
- It was a small town and the patrolman was making his...
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Pregnant and Happy
- A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a...
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Personal Ad
- A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to...
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Selfish Lawyer
- A local United Way office realized that the...
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Strip Club Regular
- Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or...
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Bad Zookeeper
- One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and...
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Drunk Driving
- Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved...
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Drunk Husbands
- Two married buddies are out drinking one night when...
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Mature Blonde
- A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy,...
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The Sergeant Major
- A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala...
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Redneck Vasectomy
- After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that...
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Three cowboys
- Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and...
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Italian Virgin
- Sophie just got married, and being a traditional...
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Silent Part
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Rusty Old Thing
- The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up...
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Biting Nuts
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Ugly Shopper
- A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two...
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New Mom
- When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune...
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Dentist Trip
- A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The...
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Loaded Gun
- To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the...
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Swimming Beauty
- A man's boat capsizes in the middle of the ocean. He...
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Good Health Plan
- A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around...
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Free Groceries
- It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when...
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