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Designated Decoy
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Dog Out of Gas
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Extra Large
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Chocolate Nuts
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Freudian Slip
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Screwinh the Business
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Good Bet
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Fishing Trip
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Bank Robbers
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First Drink
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Turtle Picnic
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Panda Definition
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Womans Underwear
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Jesus and Moses
- A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a...
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The Muffler
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Helisoft
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The Commandments
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The Voice
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The Widow
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Chipmunks
- Two men went hunting. One had been hunting all his...
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AIDS
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Curiousity
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The Cork
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Salesman
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Abducted
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Hunting
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In Love
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Vengeance
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Mmmmm
- How is a soy burger like a dildo? They're both...
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Seniors
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Sniffer
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Cheerios
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Expensive
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Pregnancy
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Soldiers
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Enthusiasm
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The Talk
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Baghdad
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Gyno
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Doubt
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