Are People Using Flipper Zero's to Hack Butt Plugs, and Prevent Cheating at Chess Tournaments?
Back in September, we covered the anal bead cheating scandal tearing up the chess world.
Published 2 years ago in Funny
Back in September, we covered the anal bead cheating scandal tearing up the chess world. That scandal, which consisted of 19-year-old Hans Niemann beating five-time world champion Magnus Carleson by allegedly using vibrating anal beads, led to a viral video of Niemann getting carefully screened at the subsequent U.S. Chess Championship. But now, some people have a new idea to help catch chess cheaters and their hiney-hidden buzzers; the all-powerful Flipper Zero hacking tool.
Looking through some downloaded remote libraries, apparently this is an option. pic.twitter.com/VTKYa9PrkW
— H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t (@HTTP_Lovecraft) May 9, 2023
As we covered in January, “The Flipper Zero is a multi-tool digital hacking gadget with the capability of scanning and emulating a wide range of electronic signals.” That means it can control many devices receiving external signals like TVs, Tesla charging ports, and electronic anal beads – presumably. What better way to expose a cheater than by giving them a few too many intense vibrations during a match? The euphoria would be more than anything they could get from playing chess.
Imagine you get caught cheating and ruin your entire chess career by having a whole-body prostate orgasm while moving knight to C3.
— H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕t (@HTTP_Lovecraft) May 9, 2023
Of course, using a Flipper Zero to control someone else’s sex toy is morally wrong, but so is cheating. So the next time you decide to use externally controlled vibrations to help you cheat at a board game, just know that somebody somewhere with a Flipper Zero is ready, willing, and able to give you more buzz than you bargained for.
How I use Flipper Zeros to remotely access the vibrating butt plugs at chess tournaments pic.twitter.com/b0PVDAdW3N
— Spicy McSpice (@SpicyMcSpice) May 10, 2023
“He’s a Menace!” Woman Claims Her Dad Accidentally Pepper Sprayed Their Entire Family
Despite both having “spray” in their respective names, “pepper spray” and “room spray” are most definitely not one in the same, a lesson one dad recently learned the hard way.
Published 2 years ago in Funny
Despite both having “spray” in their respective names, “pepper spray” and “room spray” are most definitely not one in the same, a lesson one dad recently learned the hard way.
On Monday, May 8, Twitter user @ballsmcwalls69 took to the platform with a tale of eye-wateringly-derranged woe, recounting how her dad’s apparent attempt at tidying led to him inadvertently macing his entire family.
“MY DAD JUST PEPPER SPRAYED ALL OF US THINKING IT WAS ROOM FRAGRANCE WE’RE ALL DYING RNJSBDBFBF,” she wrote alongside two photos, one depicting a can of pepper spray sitting in a bowl and another of her father, boasting the massive, grin any dad would proudly sport have after filling his home with OC.
MY DAD JUST PEPPER SPRAYED ALL OF US THINKING IT WAS ROOM FRAGRANCE WE’RE ALL DYING RNJSBDBFBF pic.twitter.com/IArYmkpShc
— shell ☆ (@ballsmcwalls69) May 8, 2023
Yet through their probably watering eyes and burning lungs, @ballsmcwalls69 and her family took this mixup in stride, uproariously laughing through the pain of inhaling a fuckton of irritants.
“HE’S A MENACE!!!!!” she captioned a snap of her father absolutely losing it, noting that it wasn’t just dad who found the ordeal amusing.
HES A MENACE!!!!! pic.twitter.com/0NxFB4HtAv
— shell ☆ (@ballsmcwalls69) May 8, 2023
“BYEEEE we were continuously losing it for 20 minutes straight,” she added alongside another video of the pepper spray aftermath.
Pepper-spraying you're family – the only thing to do when no one is laughing at your jokes.
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