When the Portland Pickles' legendary mascot Dillon T. Pickle took over the team's Twitter account, we knew all bets were off.
It didn't take long for the horny vegetable to go off the rails.
new phone who dis pic.twitter.com/57JBM6oQbL— Portland Pickles (@picklesbaseball) January 12, 2022
The team alleges that Dillon The Pickle is giving a "thumbs up" in the photo. Yeah, okay! And my mom and dad still love each other. See we can both lie through our teeth.
The reactions rolled in.
???? Which social media intern has lost their goddamn mind https://t.co/O5IFqpFmJc— ky ! (@kyleadelaide) January 14, 2022
Am I looking at pickle dick https://t.co/VYqlzjMZKV— Zoe (@zoe__grossman) January 13, 2022
tagging manscaped on this is absolutely insane https://t.co/mX7mleXNjK— trav (@travworldpeace) January 12, 2022
BRUH IM SCREAMING I HATE THIS TOWN LMFAO https://t.co/KmS4k4KzVZ— sn0w r0ach exterminator (@thotprocess666) January 14, 2022
Then the puns. ALL of the puns.
that…that is not kosher https://t.co/y74tuK6vau— Emerson Lotzia, Jr. (@EmersonLotzia) January 13, 2022
Oh my god he’s gherkin off https://t.co/8qfBrMMWjX— rembrandt pussyhat (@badhairlyf) January 13, 2022
Wow. An unsolicited pick pic. https://t.co/nuVxNtKCZy— Adam Eargle (@adameargle) January 13, 2022
I don’t see what the big dill is https://t.co/h3qRndvH9j— Corey Lester (@TennesseeCorey) January 19, 2022
Other horny mascots started getting in on the action.
Now a pickle has got to make a living somehow, so of course the horny tweet spawned t-shirts.
Chants of "FREE DILLON" can be heard from sea to shining sea. Listen, my dude was just out here trying to get some strange. Let the guy live his life.