While these machines may not be brand new, Twitter user @AngryManTV posted this video recently which has been blowing up on social media.

They are made by a Chinese medical science and technology company and are used in hospitals for men who are uncomfortable with masturbation on their own. China is also apparently low on sperm donors. Anyway, Twitter has been letting loose on these machines.

And finally, this is officially the best use of this gif that I've ever seen.

You can buy one for yourself if you've got $5,000 dollars lying around.