While these machines may not be brand new, Twitter user @AngryManTV posted this video recently which has been blowing up on social media.
A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting. pic.twitter.com/zBqf4wWVQi— AngryMan (@AngryManTV) April 5, 2019
Wow!!! pic.twitter.com/X5fOxOeA83— AngryMan (@AngryManTV) April 5, 2019
Lined up, ready for donors. pic.twitter.com/CqQmNI1vWX— AngryMan (@AngryManTV) April 5, 2019
They are made by a Chinese medical science and technology company and are used in hospitals for men who are uncomfortable with masturbation on their own. China is also apparently low on sperm donors. Anyway, Twitter has been letting loose on these machines.
Who needs Teanna Trump when you can have one of these? pic.twitter.com/x9HA71KWAF— AngryMan (@AngryManTV) April 5, 2019
If you build it, they will come.— Voysov Reason (@VoysovReason) April 9, 2019
This is how humanity falls pic.twitter.com/HLu8EhNnkR— Bone-kun (@0Bonekun0) April 7, 2019
Can't wait till they set this up in the Walgreens Wellness Centrer next to the blood pressure machine.— Tony Bruno (@TonyBrunoShow) April 9, 2019
I used to have to walk five miles in the snow to find a glory hole.— The Old Goat (@theoldgoatmount) April 9, 2019
And finally, this is officially the best use of this gif that I've ever seen.
You can buy one for yourself if you've got $5,000 dollars lying around.