It was reported back in July 2017 that Taylor Swift was hiding in a suitcase in order to hide from the paparazzi. That cool, cause I hide in suitcases all the time, but mostly just to cry.

Taylor Swift has been reportedly being transported in a huge suitcase from her Tribecca apartment into her truck. A fleet of cars including two large Cadillacs and three SUVs arrive at Tailor Swift's apartment in Tribecca to move a large suitcase from apartment to truck. Almost a dozen of Taylor Swift security guards were present to move this package carefully as Taylor Swift remains to be unseen for a long time.

In a weird omission, known Taylor Swift ally Zayn Malik casually confirmed that she was traveling in a suitcase to avoid people taking pictures of her. What's next? Is she gonna mail herself to her next show via FedEx?

He seems more like an undergrad than an internationally swooned-over famous person. Though his small talk is a giveaway. “She was travelling around in a suitcase,” he says, eyes agog, of his pal Taylor Swift’s ability to avoid the paparazzi.

Get ready to purchase Taylor Swift branded human traveling suitcases! She is probably never ever getting back... in that suitcase.