Earlier this week, two Hinge users learned that lesson the hard way after Twitter user @thechosenberg took to the platform to share a screengrab of a potential match’s profile.


“Everyone: there’s more fish in the sea

 The fish in the sea:” she wrote before adding a photo depicting a user explaining that they would be undergoing brain surgery on June 27 and July 6.



As the post began gaining traction, drawing laughs and arguably more people confused at why undergoing brain surgery would be a screenshot-able offense let alone a deal breaker, @evilclamchowder, who claimed to be the owner of the account in question fired back, reiterating that despite the implications of @thechosenberg’s post, “hot bitches get brain surgery too.”


“y’all this is my profile LMAOOO idk how this got out there but… low key honored?” she wrote in a viral reply.



But @thechosenberg and @evilclamchowder are far from alone. From terrible openers to certified fuckboi behavior, here are some of our favorite cursed dating app screenshots … because hot girls get brain surgery *and* deal with weirdos on the internet.