On May 6th Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had a royal baby. I know, didn't we fight and win a war to not have to give a shit about royalty anymore? That's not the story. The story is that today they announced the name of their new son, and it's easily the most pompous British sounding name ever: Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor. The kid was probably born wearing an ascot and making fun of the size of someone's yacht. 


As an American, one thing that's kind of reassuring me of my innate British stereotypes is how upset some people are that the baby is named Archie and not Archibald. 

Then there's always the people who think they would love to take a crack at naming the baby themselves: