Family favorite website PornHub.com has blessed us with an intriguing with bit of data. After Hawaiians received news that the missile headed to destroy everything they held dear was not real, visits to the website from the state spiked dramatically.
The tale began at 8:07am, when this emergency alert appeared on Hawaii's cellphones.
Hawaiians were understandably in no mood for pornography during those traumatic 38 minutes, and visits to PornHub plummeted.
As word spread that the message was sent in error, traffic from Hawaii to the site surged. The numbers climaxed fifteen minutes after the warning was retracted.
The full graph paints a picture of a state in stress and then relieved ecstasy, poignantly mirroring the masturbation sessions of those Hawaiian PornHub users who were just thankful to be alive.