One festive Ohioan decided that the only thing her local Oktoberfest celebration needed more than a giant inflatable bottle of Jägermeister was her fully charged cell phone, allegedly unplugging a massive display for the German liquor brand in pursuit of a higher battery percentage.
“I literally just watched her plug her phone in!” exclaimed one bystander as the massive inflatable green bottle began toppling over, a man who appeared to be a worker attempting to prop it up as it slowly slouched to the ground.
Girl unplugs Jagermeister display at Cincinnati Oktoberfest to charge phone
Unfortunately, his heroic efforts to keep the display afloat were largely unsuccessful, the plastic-y bottle toppling over onto several beer-toting passersby walking through the Cincinnati event.
“No, it’s coming down!” the first woman continued, another observer letting out a theatrical “No!”
Though it appeared the display was reinflated to its pre-charging heights, we can only hope the woman got a few more percentage points on her battery … or not. Sometimes it’s better not to have access to your ex’s phone number if you’re around that much Jäger.