When it comes to conspiracies, it’s hard to find one more comprehensively researched, and more broadly accepted than; “Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.” 

But while the theories conflict over which powerful party was really responsible for his death, they all agree that the finance mogul and convicted sex offender’s demise was not by suicide. That is, if he’s even really dead.

A new theory proposed on the r/conspiracy subreddit uses facial recognition to insinuate that Epstein isn’t just alive, but has been for the last 300 or more years; as former president Andrew Jackson.

“The 300+ year-old Vampire didn't kill himself,” the post says.

“Gives a whole new meaning to Lincoln and the vampires,” @baggy615 commented.

As with Epstein, Andrew Jackson was a despicable person responsible for personal and war crimes alike. And although there are no records of any sexual malpractice, his administration was rocked by scandals of bigamy and coverups.

“I've never seen Andrew Jackson and Epstein in the same room,” jpmullet commented. “Just saying.”

After making its way over to Twitter, other people drew a connection between Epstein and Bavaria’s King Ludwig II in the late 1800s. Labeled “the Mad King,” Ludwig II’s death was also shrouded in mystery; officially, but not publicly considered a suicide.

Andrew Jackson’s image is in the process of being phased off the $20 bill in favor of Harriet Tubman, but his likeness to Epstein might just be the last nail in the atrocious seventh president’s coffin. A 300-year-old vampire’s coffin that is.